1. I'd really like to be at home right now.
2. F**k is the word you'd most often hear me say if I stubbed my toe.
3. Possession is 9/10 of the law.
4. I wish I could be Captain Jack Sparrow.
5. Marshmallows and fire go together like beer and camping.
6. Sometimes she goes on and on. (You know who you are)
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to sleeping, tomorrow my plans include taking the girl child to get Fall Out Boy tickets and Sunday, I want to finish the sweater!